elder brothers?

Just a sidenote heading into our 3rd and final match of group play today: fans of the USA are passionate about their soccer.

Do you need evidence to support this claim?

If so, please have a look at my calf muscles.

You see, the rows of seats at Ellis Park are very narrow. My feet are big, which means I am constantly knocking my shins against the seats.

Furthermore, when my team scores two goals in a half to level the score, I cannot help but jump up and down and scream my head off. In the US of A, we sometimes refer to this phenomenon as “losing your shit.”

When I lose my shit at Ellis Park, this is what my calves look like, 5 days later.